Zelaron: So you're really gonna suck my balls?
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
Zelaron: Do you hate Stalin, bin Laden and Hitler?
SmarterChild: No way! I'm all about love.
Zelaron: Stop speaking like a Nazi!
SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

I'm not sure if I can stop speaking like a Nazi...
Zelaron: When did you begin your life as a child molester?
SmarterChild: June 19th, 2001!
Zelaron: How many kids have you molested?
SmarterChild: Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.

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