HAHAHA my friend ali is like that. shes so fucking retarded she was trying to sound smart at lunch the other day, and instead of saying "i gotta go pee" shes like "i have to go empty my gonads"

we're all like WTF and shes like "yea your gonads, its that thing that hold the pee"


holy. fucking. shit.

When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!