Verizon CDM-8945

It's kind of shitty, but it has a camera and V-Cast (whatever the fuck that is). The important thing is the story behind my acquiring the phone.

A Verizon rep calls me, out of the blue, and tells me that not only are they prepared to send me a free phone for being a good customer, but I'm also eligible for a $50 dollar rebate which came with purchase of said phone.

They paid me $50 to take a new phone from them. Un-fucking-real.