That's right! This can only mean one thing - I recorded myself reading my first Flame Forum post in MJ's "lenny!" thread. The explanation as to why is in the recording, about thirty seconds in, I think.

The whole thing is just over five and a half minutes, and can be downloaded from here. If the link doesn't work for anyone, PM me with your e-mail address, and I'll e-mail the mp3 file to you.

It's also available in a much larger .wav file.

MP3 - 5.34mb
WAV - 29.4mb

Enjoy!