I would have kicked that bitch off the toilet and the fuck out of my house. Period.

2 Years?! What the fuck was he thinking bringing her food and water?..

I would have cut the water off to the toilet, took the light bulbs and the fucking paper and told her good luck with that and stayed at a friends house.

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin