When I posted this thread the closest book to me was my physics lab manual. I couldn't really copy that without some sort of dynamic image generator, so I decided to wait till I came back to my apartment instead.

Why I Am Not a Christian by Bertrand Russel

"Hence the social character of Catholicism and the individual character of Protestantism. Jeremy Bentham, a typical Protestant freethinker, considered that the greatest of all pleasures is self-approbation. He was therefore not tempted to eat or drink to excess, to be guilty of loose-living, or to steal his neighbor's purse, for none of these would have given him the exquisite thrill he shared with Jack Horner, but not on such easy terms, since he had to forgo the Christmas pie in order to get it."