With all these threads about my cock and my balls, and my dogmatic support of Clinton, the question must be asked: has Mj gone insane? I thought he was a soldier in the crusade against dogmatism? I thought he was too educated to talk about his scrotum on a public forum?!!? What the fuck is going on? Why is he talking about himself in third-person?

These are all serious questions, people. So has Mj gone insane? Discuss.