This is what you're going to be doing on your 21st birthday? On New Years Eve no less? This is unacceptable.

Tonight (New Years Eve), I have a couple of options. There's going to be a tripple kegger at one of my friend's house. I'd go to that place in a heartbeat but the problem is, wherever I'm getting drunk tonight I'm staying put, and he really doesn't have the space required to house that many people.

I may just stay at my house. Pick up my girlfriend, get a 5th of something, and just chill. Who knows! Should be a great night, regardless. Happy New Years, ya'll.