I'll planning on putting homeless to work for me when I start my pool company. All I'd have to do is be like "Hey buddy, how much do you make begging for change in a day?"
"Well, I'll pay you 30$ a day or even 40."
And it would still be less than minimum wage, and they would be totally stoked to have 40 dollars and a job and free lunch or w/e.

As far as getting a job. Psh, that shit is easy.
1. Showers are EVERYWHERE. You could jump the fence of a public pool at night, lather up and shave in the bathroom. Ez
2. P.O. Box. Or even a fake address. I've never had a job interview where they check your address or even call your phone number. You really get the job by going in again and again.
3. Salvation Army.
4. Save up 20$ and you can accomplish all that.

Most of them just don't have the mental compacity to think like that. Or the social skills to get hired.




Chicken Soup...
Chicken - Scardy cat - Wussy

Scared soup... ha ha, get it?