[06.22.34 PM] <KagomJack> Hi Cassie
[06.22.36 PM] <KagomJack> Whomever you are.
[06.22.39 PM] <KagomJack> Hi Willkill
[06.22.43 PM] <Willkillforfood> Hi
[06.22.45 PM] <Willkillforfood> who's Cassie?
[06.23.09 PM] <Willkillforfood> Kagom, you crazy queer you
[06.24.20 PM] <Willkillforfood> you guys are boring damnit
[06.24.26 PM] <HandofHeaven> she's sitting on my lap
[06.24.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> about to smoke one with me
[06.24.36 PM] <Willkillforfood> you named your blow-up doll, HOH?
[06.24.38 PM] <HandofHeaven> and she can't stop laughing
[06.24.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> nopr
[06.24.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> she's in 302, I'm in 205
[06.24.53 PM] <HandofHeaven> she wants to stay the night
[06.25.13 PM] <Willkillforfood> Drugs/Alcohol: Getting men laid since time began
[06.25.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> yeah
[06.25.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> we already madeout in her room
[06.25.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> nice
[06.25.53 PM] <Willkillforfood> she hot?
[06.25.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> and now I'm havin people over
[06.25.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah
[06.25.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> take nude pix for the forums
[06.25.58 PM] <Willkillforfood>
[06.26.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm 5'3, 120 lbs blonde hair (this is Cassie)
[06.26.14 PM] <Willkillforfood> Hi cassie
[06.26.24 PM] <Willkillforfood> I'm 5'3", 500 lbs with red hair.
[06.26.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow, cool
[06.26.33 PM] <HandofHeaven> Ha, who are you guys?
[06.26.45 PM] <KagomJack> I'm Kagom, the resident gay guy.
[06.26.52 PM] <Willkillforfood> Yea, he's queer as a 3 dollar bill
[06.27.00 PM] <HandofHeaven> Hi
[06.27.02 PM] <KagomJack> Unlike Monsieur HoH there, I won't drop roofies into your pina coladas.
[06.27.05 PM] <HandofHeaven> So how do you know Joe?
[06.27.12 PM] <KagomJack> The internet.
[06.27.14 PM] <Willkillforfood> He stalked my sister
[06.27.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> jk
[06.27.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> =P
[06.27.29 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's hot
[06.27.36 PM] <Willkillforfood> that's what kagom said
[06.27.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> But a little weird
[06.27.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> He'll get laid tonite
[06.27.59 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet.
[06.28.02 PM] <HandofHeaven> But I guess I shouldn't have told you that
[06.28.04 PM] <KagomJack> By any chance are you blonde? :>
[06.28.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> Me and my roommate want to have fun
[06.28.12 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup, that's what I said
[06.29.09 PM] <HandofHeaven> Joe's crazy, he went 240 miles the other night just for a half oz. of bud
[06.29.26 PM] <KagomJack> Little known fact: Joe's bisexual.
[06.30.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> he likes it up the ass from dogs
[06.30.24 PM] <KagomJack> pfft
[06.31.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> Well, maybe me and Jess will have fun with him
[06.31.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> You, jess, and a big black man
[06.32.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nah
[06.32.10 PM] <KagomJack> You need one more guy in there to make it work.
[06.32.12 PM] <HandofHeaven> Jess is 5'7, 120, and she's a dirty blonde
[06.32.12 PM] <KagomJack> Trust me
[06.32.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nice ass
[06.32.16 PM] <KagomJack> He is very much bisexual
[06.32.20 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm bisexual...
[06.32.26 PM] <KagomJack> I went down on him a few months back
[06.32.46 PM] <KagomJack> lol
[06.32.49 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'll go down on him as soon as he kicks these people out
[06.32.52 PM] <KagomJack> Bisexual women don't really exist
[06.33.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P
[06.34.08 PM] <KagomJack>
[06.34.34 PM] <HandofHeaven> You're kind of creepy
[06.34.43 PM] <KagomJack> lol
[06.34.46 PM] <KagomJack> I'm just being an ass.
[06.34.53 PM] <HandofHeaven> How did you get with him if he lives somewhere you don't?
[06.35.22 PM] * KagomJack rolls his eyes
[06.35.25 PM] <KagomJack> I was being silly.
[06.35.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah right
[06.35.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got nice boobs, hun
[06.35.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> 34C, and Jess has 364
[06.35.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> you're a figment of his imagination
[06.35.50 PM] <HandofHeaven> 36C
[06.35.58 PM] <KagomJack> Cool
[06.35.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> You're an ass
[06.36.01 PM] <KagomJack> But I'm actually gay
[06.36.04 PM] <HandofHeaven> Are you fat?
[06.36.07 PM] <KagomJack> And boobs don't amuse me :>
[06.36.07 PM] <HandofHeaven> Oh
[06.36.11 PM] <HandofHeaven> a Gayass
[06.36.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> They are nice though
[06.36.23 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got a pretty revealing outfit on
[06.36.52 PM] <Willkillforfood> are you dressed like a clown?
[06.36.54 PM] <Willkillforfood> I like clowns
[06.36.55 PM] <Willkillforfood> mmm
[06.36.57 PM] <KagomJack> haha
[06.38.31 PM] <KagomJack> Are you very sexually active?
[06.38.46 PM] <Willkillforfood> Me? Yea. I have a huge gut.
[06.38.47 PM] <Willkillforfood> Mmm
[06.38.52 PM] <KagomJack>
[06.38.53 PM] <KagomJack> >
[06.39.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> I have had sex with like 1 person twice
[06.39.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got a short tank top on and booty shorts
[06.39.57 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet you have *wink wink*
[06.40.16 PM] <KagomJack> Y'know
[06.40.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> It's fun
[06.40.21 PM] <KagomJack> Most girls are offended by that question.
[06.40.23 PM] <HandofHeaven> I know I'm hot
[06.40.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> So, do you have herpes?
[06.40.28 PM] <Willkillforfood> I like herpes.
[06.40.38 PM] <HandofHeaven> No
[06.40.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> I have a nice body though
[06.40.53 PM] <KagomJack> Show us a picture of yourself.
[06.41.03 PM] <Willkillforfood> Show it to Kagom, he's gay ...he can be a good judge
[06.41.11 PM] <HandofHeaven> I could, but I don't have a camera here
[06.41.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> Sorry
[06.41.18 PM] <KagomJack> Have you no MySpace or Facebook?
[06.41.19 PM] <Willkillforfood> No myspace?
[06.41.21 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm sure he'll send pics
[06.41.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nope, not much of a computer girl
[06.41.30 PM] <Willkillforfood> He sends Kagom naked pics
[06.41.32 PM] <HandofHeaven> Much rather be smokin and drinkin
[06.41.35 PM] <Willkillforfood> You type fast for not being a computer girl.
[06.41.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> I doubt it
[06.41.42 PM] <HandofHeaven> well, I chat
[06.41.45 PM] <Willkillforfood> oh?
[06.41.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Like, on a webcam
[06.41.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh?
[06.41.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> But only for guys I like
[06.42.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup
[06.42.05 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh?
[06.42.15 PM] <HandofHeaven> mhmm
[06.42.28 PM] <Willkillforfood> Joe's been with a transvestite hooker before.
[06.42.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> Haha, really?
[06.42.38 PM] <Willkillforfood> yea
[06.42.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> He told me he's a virgin
[06.42.42 PM] <Willkillforfood> he gets on here and tells us all his stories
[06.42.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P
[06.42.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> well, he has never been with a woman
[06.42.51 PM] <Willkillforfood> just men
[06.42.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow
[06.42.58 PM] <HandofHeaven> That's hot, I guess
[06.43.03 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'll have my fun with him anyways
[06.43.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> He has good bud too, hopefully he can hook me up
[06.43.29 PM] <KagomJack> So you're in it for the pot? 8]
[06.43.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nah
[06.43.42 PM] <Willkillforfood> I knew girls that would fuck people for pot
[06.43.43 PM] <Willkillforfood> pretty sad
[06.43.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> No
[06.43.52 PM] <HandofHeaven> I want him to sell me a bag
[06.43.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Cuz It's good
[06.44.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> And my sister is just like that
[06.44.04 PM] <HandofHeaven> Fuckin whore
[06.44.14 PM] <KagomJack> I'd just fuck his brains out and sweet talk the pot out of 'im :B
[06.44.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> IRC: Where the men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents
[06.44.41 PM] <HandofHeaven> Hahaha
[06.44.51 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's a nice guy
[06.44.58 PM] <HandofHeaven> But I know we'll smoke a bunch
[06.45.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> He'll be a nice fuckbuddy
[06.45.06 PM] <Willkillforfood> You don't have to tell Kagom
[06.45.09 PM] <Willkillforfood> Kagom knows how "nice" he is
[06.45.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> Haha
[06.45.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow
[06.45.25 PM] <HandofHeaven> I left him a note on his door
[06.45.29 PM] <HandofHeaven> My number
[06.47.03 PM] <HandofHeaven> You guys are boring
[06.47.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> You need to get a new crab shampoo and that special brush
[06.47.45 PM] <KagomJack> I'm actually chilling out with my boyfriend, so excuse me :B
[06.48.03 PM] <Willkillforfood> I'm watching Discovery Channel, I'm busy
[06.48.04 PM] <Willkillforfood> GODDAMN
[06.49.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow
[06.49.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> That's weird
[06.49.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> AVAST ME MATEY! SHE BE HIDE'N MANY A CRUSTACEAN IN HER SNATCH! YARG
[06.49.55 PM] <KagomJack> haha
[06.54.26 PM] <HandofHeaven> No, I have a clean and good pussy
[06.54.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P
[06.54.47 PM] <Willkillforfood> Of course, your crabs eat any foreign debris.
[06.55.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> No way
[06.55.33 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm kind tight too
[06.55.36 PM] <HandofHeaven>
[06.56.05 PM] <Willkillforfood> of course, HOH
[06.56.07 PM] <Willkillforfood> I mean, girl
[06.58.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> Say what?
[06.58.20 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's in a different room
[06.59.08 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet
[06.59.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah, well I'm gonna go over there
[07.00.07 PM] <HandofHeaven> Bye
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<KagomJack> lawls in my balls
<Willkillforfood> Kagom ...
<Willkillforfood> I dear you to post the log
<Willkillforfood> and be like
<Willkillforfood> "Is this real or fake? You decide
"
<Willkillforfood> Good thread!