On my way to the strip club with all the dirty hoes of the world, my husband came running after me with a baseball...


(By the way, you can put comments/conversation in your posts as well, just put it in parenthesis at the end of your post. It's fine as long as you're adding to the story as well.)

(I changed "When my husband came running" to "my husband came running" since the former is grammatically incorrect.)