Alright, at my school I am running for Mr. South Valley Jr.High and i will be doing these things in front of judges for the title at our winter pep rally assembaly.

Here are the categories:

1. Beachwear(im going to like find some kind of swim suit and put my hair in pig-tails because its long enough for that, just make it funny)
2. Best dressed(my friend has a pimps-suit and ill wear that with girls around my arms)
3. Talent- Must lip sync a song(if i get a good song my friends and I will make some dance moves to it and we'll dance in front of the school like as a joke, last year we did The Safety Dance by men at work)
4. Dramatic Reading- Comical, somewhat winter related. I have not found anything yet. I basically want to find a serious poem or short story that i can read and make fun of in front of my school.

any ideas?
you guys have always been the most creative.