All Chav's MUST die a horrible horrible death at the hands of over-enthusiastic Chemistry and Biology students with brand new scalpels and chemicals that are pretty colours and very very dangerous.

That'd be the coolest piece of coursework! Examine the effects on a range of Explosive Chemicals on your average Chav. Cut them open and drip various Chemicals onto their hearts to see how their heartbeat changes...a girl I know in Uni did that with live frogs on Tuesday. She said it was horrible.