HOLD ON! Hold the FUCK on! FUCKING HOLD THAT SHIT ON! I SAID HOLD! Hold!!!!!!! On!!!!!!!!!!!

Gruesome is a virgin? What the fuck? Have you always felt that way, or was it something that you started early in life because you didn't get ass, then kinda just decided to go with it? I only ask because I was a late bloomer myself, and I didn't even hook up with a chick until my sophomore year in high school, at which point I was on your line of thinking. Then, I started maturing and filled out, and I became a playboy over the course of a year.

Now, if I don't get sex for a few days, I go fucking crazy... I actually taped having sex yesterday on my couch. It was glorious...