Bashing your head against a paddock door kills brain cells. Especially if you manage to brain yourself going into the stable area, and then on the way out.

Rehab is for quitters!

It's amazing what people can get away with these days. Take Pete Doherty. He's just been charged and found guilty of 7 counts of drug abuse and whatnot, for something like the 5th time, and he's been sentenced to a year of rehab, and monthly checkups. Not much for a druggie.