Science you dont understand the extremity of his situation(titusfied).

He is a young man, not a man. But im just a kid so i cant really call him by a young man. Anyways, Titus wont be drinking his whole life. He wont grow up an alcoholic, seriously, i'd do him right now. He just drinks because he likes to party and he likes to party becuase he likes nice bitches and hoes all up in his grill and what not.

Take it easy, he was joking.