did you know that when they would crucify ppl it would take hours apon hours to die? in each moment you would be out of your mind in pain. at least those "batty religious zealots" would break the legs of the crucifees so that they would die faster(because then you couldn't get up to breathe). but on the other hand if you really wanted to live, it would drag on a little longer then it normally would and be excruciating. then they could actually say "oi vey" and really mean it. lets just say that jesus had to endure one of the most painful deaths ever, am i right?