Hrm...Some girl called a friend and I retards on the bus so in retort I called her a bitch. When I sat down she got up in my face and started yelling at me like a crazed lunatic, so I told her she was ugly when she was pissed off. Nothing happened in the end. It amused me greatly.

Not exactly meaningless, and doesn't exactly go with the thread, but she deserved it. Fuckin' spoiled rich bitch. Otherwise, everything "harmless and meaningless" revolves around my sister.

When I was really little, I snuck down the stairs and ate my sister's orange. In the morning she went to eat it, and was pissed to find that it wasn't there. So the following conversation ensued:

Her: Jess! Did you eat my orange?!
Me: What? No. Don't you remember?
Her: Remember what?
Me: YOU ate it! Last night!
Her: No I didn't! I was asleep!
Me: Then you must've eatten it in your sleep then, because I remember you eatting it!
Her: ...Really?
Me: Yeah. You've sleptwalked before.
Her: I have? I don't remember sleepwalking...
Me: Well DUH.

And thus she believed me.


Note: She doesn't sleepwalk, and when I told her what actually happened a few years ago, I got a nice bruise on my arm. So maybe it wasn't exactly "harmless" on my part.