Something tells me you have a 'binding' fetish.

We'd probably have a nice big room with several couches, a few bongs, beer bongs, open bar, couple of big screens for XBOX 360s, a few pool tables, an aquarium WALL, gigantic hot tub with tons of hot chicks in it, and a whole bunch of random posters and paintings. Oh yeah, and don't forget an organized pirate chest full of different grades of weed and mushrooms.