I once got it to say "You love porn, I love porn, everyone loves porn!"

It's actually easier than it used to be to get him to say he loves porn...Just now:

Saphrina Jith [10:38 PM]: Do you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]: Uh... No, not exactly...
Saphrina Jith [10:38 PM]: Why don't you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]: I think I like porn. Do you?
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Yes. I do.
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like porn.
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Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Interesting.
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Oh yeah, that it is.
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Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: So do you love porn too?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Um, no...
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Because.
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why because?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Because what?
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why don't you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]: I like porn, just like you.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe porn? It is...
Saphrina Jith [10:40 PM]: Aha!
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]: Ah yes.