So I figured out how to make Master Chief pole dance. Glory and I got really bored in a matchmaking game we were in, so I started messing around. Glory liked it so much he kept trying to stick singles in my g-string, but all he ended up doing was almost beat me down. Anywho, I've decided that the next time I get bored in matchmaking and theres no chance of me affecting the outcome, I'm just gonna do my sexy little dance to try and distract people