The poor guy...

Mantra, stop 'dumbing down'. If people don't understand whatever the dumbed down version is then nuts to them?

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Gay people are OK as long as they don't try to be gay with you. And they always seem to know more about girls than anyone else...

I'm pretty good friends with a 22 year old gay Scottish copper who knows so much about girls and what they think etc. that he could write a 3 volume book on them.