For once he is right. I hate u all. College first weekend. hmmmmm blackout friday night, blackout sat night, drunk sunday. Second weekend at collegge- written up for being drunk, written up for being in the room with alcohol and whatnot. Me and JR got busted together cause we had a handle of sminorff black and other shit that i dont remember. Great night cause i took body shots off of two females and they took a double off of my body. I was found later that night with salt on my body and no shirt. Oh also ask jake about shampoo girl. Thats when i met him and fucken havent forgiven myself for this act i swear haha. FRENCH MAID FOR LIFE JR