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Posted 2005-09-15, 02:47 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Mantras not even really gay. He just..."
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I love to lick hairy armpits
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I like screwing old ladies. I work at a nursing home as a male nurse. The old biddies are always tempting me with offers. Most of the time I take them on as I feel sorry for them. Its amazing how they all can still get their rocks off. The oldest was 90.

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I ate my pet dog when my parents were on vacation and I said it ran away

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I love to squeeze my boyfriends pimples. He likes to squeeze them as well. We always bet to see who can squeeze out the largest fester from a single pore. So far my boyfriend is leading with the one he squeezed from my back. It was about the size of a 5 cent piece. YUM!!!
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i cant stop jacking off wat should i do?



those were my favs.. couldnt be bothered looking thru the next 4-5 pages
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