I'm lonely.

I've never had a girlfriend, and all my life my friends have lived a few miles away. There's absolutely nothing to do around where I live, and any form of nightlife is non-existent. The only form of fun is anything in the house, and the park a mile or so away...which is inhabitted by swarms of scallies, townies and chavs.

I think I'd just like someone nearby to hang out with...

There's no point going for the girl I really like...for two reasons: 1. we're good friends, so if we do have a relationship and break up (which is inevitable) that's one good friendship down the drain, and 2. I'm not her type and she's already got a boyfriend...so...

And that's the extent of that for the moment...