All I have to say is somewhat cold sounding.

If you're really so much of a pussy as to kill yourself. Then you didn't deserve to live. You wasted your parents' energy and you wasted people's time by being your friends. If you survive, I'll be the first one to throw a party. As for it being due to being bipolar: Sorry, you should've gotten help. As for the anti-depressants: why haven't you had them in 2 days? Intentional? Unintentional? Out of stock?

Well, whatever. This is 90% most likely to be bullshit. But we'll see in due time, won't we?