Alright, I'm back from school and can explain, in length, what happened.

I ingested two big, blue stems at 9:45 p.m. At around 10:20 I could start to feel them taking effect. The TV became increasingly interesting and I couldn't stop from staring at it. The outer edge of the TV was really wavy and swirly. I thought I was seeing things so I closed my eyes. When I closed my eyes there was a really rapid, bright blinking light. The lamp shade became my closest friend while tripping (I was alone). I was so amazed by that damn thing. I swear, every time I looked back at the lamp shade it had moved from the previous time I looked at it.

All in all, it was pretty good. I was awake from 10:20 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. trippin. I'll have to do this again on a weekend with friends. That should be much more entertaining.