STRIDER-MAN, STRIDER-MAN, does whatever a spider can
Spam a message, any size
Does whatever a spammer can
Look out! Here comes the STRIDER-MAN!


Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive spamming blood!
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the STRIDER-MAN!


In the chill of night,
At the scene of the SPAM
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time


STRIDER-MAN, STRIDER-MAN!
Friendly neighborhood STRIDER-MAN!
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
SPAMMING is his reward
To him, life is a great big SPAM!
Wherever there's a CHAT ROOM THREAD
You'll find the STRIDER-MAN!























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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.