Maybe its just cause I've dated girls who ask that kinda crap. Maybe if it was authentic. Look I can do that. This should be on bash.org

Girlfriend: I hate dry waffles
Boyfriend: Then put some butter on them
Girlfriend:No I don't want to eat all of those calories butters like pure fat.
Boyfriend:Well eat the butter cold then.
Girlfriend:Eww why?
Boyfriend: When stuff is cold, it only has half the calories.
Girlfriend:Really?
Boyfriend: You didnt know that?!
Girlfriend: OMG, No! I'm going to eat everything cold!