Heh, I definitely thought the Pats vs. Colts game was going to be a good one. It sucked ass.

The Vikings vs. Eagles game went just as planned. I predicted 31-17, but I'll take 27-14 (Close enough).

When you're rich, you don't write checks.
How do you pay?
What?
If you don't write checks, how do you pay the fines?
Straight cash, homey.

That shit was fucking hillarious!