There are no "facts" to accept, Hades. You show me a fucking child that can beat Super Mario Sunshine, and I'll show you a kid with gaming skills equivalent to that of an adult.

Your "kiddie" arguments mean precisely dick. You just can't be bothered to play a game that contains no vulgarity or gore because you don't want your weightlifting streetracer friends mocking the shit out of you for it. You rag on Nintendo not because of the quality of the games, but because it's the "cool" thing to do nowadays. You're pathetic.