H-K, go to IGN and do a PS2 game search on titles rated "E". Then do one for titles rated "E" on Gamecube. There are a substantially greater number of "Kiddie" games on Playstation 2 than there are on Gamecube. So, in terms of percentages, Sony licenses just as many "kiddie" games every year as Nintendo does.

On top of that, every game you listed in that brilliant analysis of yours is guaranteed to be awesome. The WarioWare games are far too difficult for any child to overcome, the RPG selection is far too intricate or difficult for a kid to beat, and the 2D Mario Kart games are much too difficult for the likes of you.

I'm going to remind you that you're a blabbering moron now, and I want you to pay attention to it, because you practically begged me to do so.

The fact that a game doesn't contain gore, violence, profanity or sexual innuendo does not make it a bad game. The fact that you seem incapable of enjoying anything that doesn't contain those elements is just more proof that you are an insecure, self-hating, tiny-dicked floptard that can only seem to make up for his stunning lack of intellect and personality based upon how much he can bench press and how violent his videogames are. The fact that you feel the nearly constant urge to express your distaste for a company that doesn't even know you exist is just more proof of the fact that you're a hopeless dweeb with no self-esteem and barely enough brainpower to tie his shoes in the morning.

Hades, give it a fucking rest. You've been squawking the same "N1NT3ND0 1S teh K1DD13!!!1!1" bullshit for almost three years now, and it's just become tiresome at this point. It was actually cute a long time ago, because it reminded me of a four-year-old trying to act tough. Now it's just become an eyesore. Just give it a rest. We know you hate Nintendo. If constantly reiterating that point is what it takes for you to feel better about your emotional and physical shortcomings, go do it somewhere else.

From now on, if I see shit like this in any of my forums, I'm splitting it and moving it into a single thread in the Flame Forum. I'm just tired of hearing you repeat the same half-witted, antagonistic crap over, and over, and over again. Three years is far too damned long for you to go without coming up with some new material.

The End.