Great thread.

[sarcasm]Raping self? OK, I think I gotta rape myself sometime. If it makes me that reatrded, I wanna join in the fun![/sarcasm]

You can just imagine him starting up a thread:

Girls only thread.

Us men rape oursleves, you know, pull our dicks back and forth until ooze comes out.
What do you girls do?*xfiles intro**phillip II's song*