Let me help you a bit Lenny.

1. Cut open your head and remove 99% of your brain
2. Replace the empty space with steaming heaps of hyena poo
3. With the remaining 1% of your brain login to www.zelaron.com
4. While the 1% is recharging because it was recently overworked attempt to formulate coherent thoughts and affectively portray them in text using the hyena excrement you now have in place of 99% of your brain.