Shit like this does.

Okay.. today at my school's homecoming. Talent show. Opening act.

I cannot even begin to describe it. HOW CAN I PORTRAY THIS PROPERLY IN WORDS? However, I will try.

Try to picture this. A white kid with bushy brown curly hair under a sideways cap and ghetto-ish torn prefab walmart clothes... and a tie... rapping to "Righteous B", whoever that is..

He made the crowd say "Fo shizzle, this bizzle be off the hizzle." ....

Then while he was singing and doing jayz-esque gun hand gestures, he made the audience do glock hand signs and wave their arm up and down.......

I couldn't stop laughing. As you all know, I'm a ghettothug so this was...

It was... absolute shock followed by endless laughter. Unprecedented amounts of ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure I lost 5 or 10 pounds just laughing.. no jokes.