First two letters of what?

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Time for more crap.

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If you watch too much television, your eyes are supposed to go square, like the television, so why don’t they bring out an eye shaped television so if someone watches too much television, their eyes go eye shaped? Simple.



If you say to a tall person “What’s the weather like up there?” then what would you say to a small person?



If dogs chase cats, and cats chase mice, what do mice chase?