Deep thoughts. Hmmm.....

Laps. You sit down, you've gotta lap, but what the hell happens to it when you stand up???

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Teflon, wonderful stuff. Sticks to nothing, so how the hell do they get it to stick to the pan?

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Dogs. Crazy little critters. If you blow in their face then 9/10 they will try to rip your head off, so what the hell do they do when in a car travelling at high speeds? Stick their heads out of the bloody window!!!

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And so on and so forth. Want any more?????