Oh, I breathe air. Well, except when the Eagles are on, because then I breathe beer, wings, and pizza like a hot date on prom night!

Umm, maybe that last part belongs to another joke..

EAGLES!!!!!

By the way, I'll be waking up in about 5 and a half hours from now to go to Lehigh and watch the Eagles last open visitors day of training camp! WRs are signing tomorrow, so T.O. here I come nigga!