The disturbing part about this is that all five things you listed are horribly, horribly homosexual. Bear with this.

1) Not only is CS horrible passe, but CZ is disgraceful. I'm talking Wondertwins disgraceful.

2) ...

3) Giving people stuff? Are you weak?!? Sell that shit dumbass. You'll need to save up for the car that you think will make girls like you but in fact will only get you to Taco Bell and back.

4) Hot Topic. Okay, you're a girl. Gayness established.

5) Name brand shirts are for people who yearn to be accepted. (see #3) Save the cash and get $8 shirts so you can aquire the moped of your dreams.