We have now decided to make stock available to you, my fellow zelaron members, on and offline. The mere having stock gives you many benefits.

• Of course, the TV dinner
• Advice
• You won't smell like dirty socks!
• You won't be lonely
• Free 1000 Hour AOL CD with mail in order
• 30 Pack CD-R in the following 2 weeks of order
• Towel Rack when we feel like it
• No more waiting, you come first
• Customer is always right when having cash
• We will find a way to get your money!

Staff Positions are going to be finalized in the next month. As soon as an Admin+ makes that poll public, I will be able to find who all voted for that option, and ensure you all that the Staff will consist of the most complete and utter bullshit.


Thanks again for your time, and posts. (don't forget money too!)