Yes they call it ham... Canadian bacon is not ham, it's Canadian bacon and you can buy it in the US and it's still called Canadian bacon.

Anyway...

1. Get a bowl.
2. Break up noodle chunk and put it in the bowl.
3. Empty seasoning packet onto the noodles and lick the rest of it from the packet. (Mmm seasoning pwns!)
4. Pour water over the seasoning to mix it in really well.
5. Microwave for 6 minutes.
6. Let it sit for like 30 seconds or a minute to finish cooking.
7. Grab chopsticks and enjoy!

Il papa caca nei legno?