Huh. I got beaten in the face by a 20+ year old man when I was 12 while he raped me. On the left side of my face. I think it was around 4 or 5 times. Nearly broke my jaw, but I didn't pass out. The bruise was fugly days later. It turned a nasty shade of green/yellow. Yeah...I could go into more details about that night, but I won't.

Not-so-subtle change of topic:

I fell off of a ladder a couple years ago feet first onto cement from 18 feet up. Nearly broke my knee, and my back. Ended up having just liquid in my knee, and it was a bitch to try and move it for a couple days. They didn't even give me any painkillers. Bastard Doctors. Bah!

And something I hear that's painful...Childbirth. Heh. My sister-in-law said it's kinda like trying to piss a grapefruit.

Hoo! That sounds FUN