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Posted 2003-12-25, 12:25 AM in reply to
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"Most Clever Sentence"
Titusfied said:
Doused in Salad Dressing
Bandit
Snorting Mut
Lust
Genital Warts
One day I was walking by with this bandit guy gave me an awkward eye. It seemed as if he were lusting after me. I smacked him across the head with a large trout and then accidently hit him with my samurai sword across the belt. His pants fell down and to my dismay I discovered he had genital warts. Needless to say I ran away like a terrified school girl. I met my friend, who we called "snorting mut" at wendy's, and told him the story. Then I ordered some ceaser salad doused in salad dressing. I went home and turned the TV on, and found out that the bandit I had seen earlier that day was no other than Osama Bin Laden.
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