Well, what I said isn't what I meant, I'm sure Jesus could have lived, and maybe he was a nice guy or something, but he was not perfect, nobody is.

First of all, he isn't the son of God. Maybe he got a bunch of people to believe he is or something, but he isn't. Mary wasn't a virgin when he had him, she was just a slut who wanted attention, so she said "WOAH, I'm a virgin and I'm having a kid!" so people clapped.

Jesus never came back from the dead. Generally, people who die tend to stay dead, and he did. Mary just smoked a bit too much Mary Jane(that's probably where the name came from) and she thought she was seeing her son, when it was probably some old drunk bastard.

There is a God, I believe there is a God, but Jesus is a bunch of shit.