your account was not logged into in the last 30 days so it got deleted with the others and your stuff was layed out at the bank with the others for us to pick through.

The reason you cannot login is that UO now has a intellectual retinal scan and when you try to login it can tell your IQ is around 63, because of your IQ being below the level of mildy retarded you are not allowed to access it.

Take care.