I have an ex-girlfriend who watched gay porn with her friends (her male friends were gay)... It was disgusting. She told me a story about one once... She said this guy was sorting through him and his lover's dildos, organizing them and said "Honey, one of our dildos is missing..." So the other guy bends over and says "Why dont you come and look for it?", so he walks over there, sticks his arm (not just his hand, but his fucking arm) up the dude's ass, and pulls, what she proclaimed to be, a 'huge fucking dildo' out of his ass.
I almost fucking barfed while she was telling all of us the story. I almost fucking barfed writing this shit. *Shudders*... *Puts on Girls Gone Wild*

Ahhhhhh.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...