Pepsi or Coke?
Half Empty or Half Full?
Kill Bush Slowly (Torture) or Kill Bush Quickly (Finish)?
Who is the Hottest Female that ever exists / existed in this world over all others?
Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why do ex-b/fs stalk their g/fs? Why are you emotionally attached to someone who hates your freaking guts?

"You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind"
"Im about to overload my aggression inhibitors"

"It says....push any key...er um, which one is the 'any' key?"

"Knowledge is Power. Power--Leads to Corruption. So we all go to school to be Evil!"