This is a tradition for me. I wear all black and shit in a tree at my friend's house while they act like fake stuff and have a "Please take one" sign over the candy... they never see it coming.

For the previous past few years before we started doing this, I had dressed myself up like a scarecrow with a facemask and straw stuffed in the joints and flopped myself on the bench outside my door and tried to look like a really shitty scarecrow... and I swear, I scared the piss out of every single person that came up. This one kid I knew came up there with his friend, and I whispered his name and they got really freaked out, it was classic. The second year I did it I put a second scarecrow up to confuse the kiddies, this again worked perfectly. Best thing ever.

Il papa caca nei legno?