Meh, fun for a month. People say that there are no 3rd party games for Gamecube because Nintendo steals everyone's thunder with the big ticket killer apps. God, I went to Walmart, Super K, and EB Games, and there was NOTHING I wanted to even put in layaway. Not even F-Zero GX! WAY TO TAKE OUT THE NETWORK PLAY, THE WHOLE REASON TO BUY A NON-CAR COMBAT VEHICLE GAME, NINTENDO! Fuck splitscreen! Fuck you, Nintega! You dashed my hopes! Let's hope Mario Kart isn't such a clusterfuck.

- Where it's always 1995 (or so).