What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
| Stopping it with a shovel. |
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
| They're fun to ride until they die. |
What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
| A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome! |
What is better than a dead baby?
| The revoked child-support. |
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
| You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
| The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth. |
What's red and goes round and round?
| A baby in a garbage disposal. |
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
| A baby with a punctured lung. |
What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
| I don't know why they didn't either. |
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
| So you can tell which ones are still alive |
How do you stop a baby from choking?
| Take your dick out of its mouth. |
What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
| I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex. |
What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
| You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it |
What's present do you get for a dead baby?
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
| It depends on how hard you squeeze them. |
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
| Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass. |
What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
| Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades. |
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
| To see the expression on it face! |
What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
| A trashcan lid in a dead baby. |
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Why did the baby fall off the swing?
| Because it had no arms or legs. |
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
| Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. |